miss german breast costumeIf you like to have fun and you’re not happy until you’re wearing the funniest Halloween costume in the crowd then this is the year that you’ve got to consider the Miss German Breast Costume.  This bartender costume is just hysterical and you’ll have a blast wearing it, I promise you!

The most liked bartenders strive to entertain their patrons and just think how much fun it will be to serve some brew ski’s in this outrageous Bavarian dress costume.  In fact, you’ll be entertaining the entire house at this year’s costume party!

Miss German-Breast Costume

Available in Adult One Size Fits Most and a Plus Size too!

You know that everyone is going to laugh until they cry when they see you in this costume.  It’s just too funny with its maiden style white peasant top with a lace up bodice.   The skirt is almost floor length and even the braided wig is included.

The best part of the costume is the fake boobs.  Yes the breasts are included and guess what?  The breasts are actually a working beverage dispenser. Yes, you’ll be pouring those brew ski’s from your boobs and having some classic Halloween fun.  Nobody will ever forget this one and it’s perfect for you guys!

While you’ll most likely be wearing this costume for Halloween keep in mind that this is one that you can wear anywhere.  It’s a great Oktoberfest ensemble or wear it to the company party (if your bosses have a sense of humor that is!).

beer stein purseBeer Stein Purse

This costume wouldn’t be complete without a beer stein purse.  You won’t want to let on that your breasts are storing the beverages – not initially at least.  So take a beer stein, or two, with you while everyone’s taking in your outfit.  Then when things calm down just set down the beer steins and let the real fun begin!

The word “stein” is of German origin which gives us a little inkling of why beer steins are so popular in Germany.  They can be made of earthenware, pewter, porcelain, silver, or even glass and they even initiated the German toasting glasses.  Many of them are elaborately decorated and some are even hand painted.  They make a fun collector’s item but I bet that no one will be worried about that at your Halloween party.  In fact, I bet they’ll be filling them up with some great German beer faster than you can think of serving them!

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